Unable due to circumstances beyond his control to get Fraizer Campbell on loan from Manchester United, Phil Brown's really gone for it now.
In a daring, unexpected and quite fantastic move, he's emptied out the transfer kitty's remaining few million and dangled it under Sir Alex Ferguson's claret-coloured nose.
There's no doubt that Fraizer, the young inspiration behind our promotion, would come here permanently given the chance, so it's up to Sir Alex now. We've done all we can.
Take the money, Fergie. You know it's the right thing to do...
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